MagicDose Euphoric Seltzer

Every other kratom and kava product in this catalog asks you to commit in one swallow. A shot is a shot. Magic Dose runs the opposite play: twelve ounces of cold, carbonated, zero-sugar seltzer built to be opened, sipped, and paced across an evening.

It is the closest thing we stock to a drink you hold rather than a tincture or plain leaf you take, and that is the entire point of it.

Each can carries 32.5mg of mitragynine from kratom leaf alongside 195mg of kavalactones from kava root.

Around that sits a stack most seltzers in this category skip: ashwagandha, L-theanine, organic lion’s mane, lemon balm, beet root, black pepper extract standardized to 95% piperine, and 30mg of caffeine (roughly a third of a cup of coffee).

Zero sugar, zero calories, no alcohol, and nothing you need a glass for.

Serve it cold. If kratom seltzers are new to you, drink about half the can and give it 30 to 60 minutes before deciding on the rest, since this varies person to person.

Black Cherry is the tart one, Rocket Pop is the nostalgic one, Tropical Mango is the bright one, and all three run the identical formula.

Built for social nights, slow weekends, and winding down without a bottle involved. 21+.